2nd May 2017, Liverpool: Rafa Benitez sacked as Liverpool Manager
Long time Manager Rafael Benitez was sacked by Liverpool FC owners today after it was revealed that he had been siphoning of funds allocated for player transfers into human cloning programs around the world. It is believed that he was in contact with several illegal cloning agencies in order to obtain clones of aging Liverpool Captain Steven Gerrard and striker Fernando Torres. However Rafael Benitez was adamant that he did no wrong and that he had the right to demand to play the best players in the squad...........
1st May 2013, Kolkata: Beckham to play for Mohun Bagan.
.....lead to this exciting development. But it remains unclear if he is actually going to appear on field since AC Milan continue to hold all Rights to his Tee-shirts and his last club Kashima Antlers continue to hold his Image Rights. But Beckham has vowed to play in his birthday suit if necessary and with a face mask to avoid lawsuits - as soon as he has recovered from his broken hip.......
20th February 2015, London: Arsene finds newest Arsenal Star
Arsenal welcomed the youngest member into their squad today. The minus 3 month old, yet to be named player was found by Arsenal scouts deployed in Fulham Maternity Hospital. According to reports,quite unlike the player's mother, Wenger was absolutely fascinated by the shot power and accuracy of the boy's kicks. On questioned if he isn't taking home-grown players idea too far once more, Wenger replied, "We do not believe like other big clubs in the league that buying big players is the solution. We find the talent and nurture it to perfection." thus sniping at the record $4m transfer conducted by the League One leaders and title-rivals Briston Rovers. However he denied setting up impregnating camps throughout the country for breeding talent as was reported last week......
29th August 2016, Rome: Sir Alex Ferugeson - The refree was horrible. He was the reason we lost.
