2nd May 2017, Liverpool: Rafa Benitez sacked as Liverpool Manager
Long time Manager Rafael Benitez was sacked by Liverpool FC owners today after it was revealed that he had been siphoning of funds allocated for player transfers into human cloning programs around the world. It is believed that he was in contact with several illegal cloning agencies in order to obtain clones of aging Liverpool Captain Steven Gerrard and striker Fernando Torres. However Rafael Benitez was adamant that he did no wrong and that he had the right to demand to play the best players in the squad...........
1st May 2013, Kolkata: Beckham to play for Mohun Bagan.
.....lead to this exciting development. But it remains unclear if he is actually going to appear on field since AC Milan continue to hold all Rights to his Tee-shirts and his last club Kashima Antlers continue to hold his Image Rights. But Beckham has vowed to play in his birthday suit if necessary and with a face mask to avoid lawsuits - as soon as he has recovered from his broken hip.......
20th February 2015, London: Arsene finds newest Arsenal Star
Arsenal welcomed the youngest member into their squad today. The minus 3 month old, yet to be named player was found by Arsenal scouts deployed in Fulham Maternity Hospital. According to reports,quite unlike the player's mother, Wenger was absolutely fascinated by the shot power and accuracy of the boy's kicks. On questioned if he isn't taking home-grown players idea too far once more, Wenger replied, "We do not believe like other big clubs in the league that buying big players is the solution. We find the talent and nurture it to perfection." thus sniping at the record $4m transfer conducted by the League One leaders and title-rivals Briston Rovers. However he denied setting up impregnating camps throughout the country for breeding talent as was reported last week......
29th August 2016, Rome: Sir Alex Ferugeson - The refree was horrible. He was the reason we lost.
1st September 2020, London: Abu Dhabi United Group Investment and Development Ltd buys FA Premier League
.......the owners of Manchester City F.C. decided on buying out FA from the Premier League after the FA expressed reservations over Manchester City forcibly adding John Terry as the 83rd player to their squad. Evidently the Abu Dhabi based group is contemplating a change in rules which allows it to buy as many players as the oil can buy into the squad.....
1st January 2021, Manchester: Sir Alex Fergueson - The refree was horrible. He was the reason we lost.
22nd June 2021, Milan: AC Milan win elderly rights case
AC Milan won a landmark case in a Milan court here today to protect the dignity and rights of its senior players. The judgement now allows the use of walkers in Italian League matches and will greatly benefit Milan's veteran defence. Also the judgement imposed a restriction on the number of stairs in the staricase leading to dressing rooms on Italian grounds for the benefit of players with Arthritis and other such ailments.....
15th August 2010, Madrid: C. Ronaldo awared Highest Scorer of the Year award
Cristiano Ronaldo was today named as the highest scorer of year 2010-11, despite there still being 6 months for the competition to close. But it is believed that Ronaldo's lead over his nearest rivals is already insurmountable. The award was announced after Ronaldo's nth conquest in a public restroom in a Madrid Hotel with an Romanian waitress whose name he said was 'Miss Hucarees Sheshot'. On asked about how he felt about the award, he said, "There cannot be just one candidate. There are two or three that deserve it. But if you look at what each of them has done throughout the season, I believe I have done more than the rest."
12th February 2031, Manchester: Sir Alex Fergueson - The refree was horrible. He was the reason we lost.
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